you guys don’t really know how much I like to draw Ferdinand, I actually would like to draw him a whole bunch all time, his desing is the cutest thing ever
parallelanprincess asked
I love your latest Pitchiner family art. It's so pretty and Pitch looks so very happy. And its perfect uwu
thanks man, nothing better than drawing a cursed man on his most happiest times before the chaos, is not like if were first time neither ahahahahaha
(404):
I think you just miss his friendship.
(1-404):
I think it’s his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I’m just picturing Jack trying to get Pitch and Sandy to reconcile and I know that could be angsty but I want the funny version Jack Frost Pitch Black
I’m all for Jack trying to put those dorks together via an uncountable amount of shenanigans in the funnier way possible pretty please
There is some interesting cosmic irony about the fact blacksand have two sort of a dramedy crack fics about mpreg of around the same lenght (over 37k words like woahhhh)
One in which Sandy is carring the bundle of joy and everything is a bit weird yet mostly nice and domestic but which final just cripple you emotionally in all senses and is a horrible thing because you never see it coming……
And then the one in which Pitch is the knocked up one and talk unstoppable madness, arrange all guardians in a eventual gang beating of the Leprechaun and is more of gen type of deal with some nice sprinkles of blacksand here and there…and is the happy one that did made me feel really better!

RotG Fanfic: ‘Pregnant Pitch is be Cray’
More funny fic, beta’d by Vihtalaini.
Summary: Life is never simple for Pitch. Meaning life is never simple for the Guardians. An alt continuation of 'Purdy'.
Posted for St. Patrick’s Day because reasons.
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this fic was really good, hilarious and I basically didn’t slept yesterday to read the whole thing, also have in mind that Pitch pretty much sound on drugs all the time specially the first third of the whole thing, but still, lots of humor and really interesting and catchy!
oh also, author has written another incredible Pitch fic, one of my favorites Devil’s wood, is really awesome guys, go check it, you will love it
all that people having feels over my Pitchiners draw
it is making me think of…
…..evilness
Anonymous asked
Oh, your art is delightful! Do you take requests? Cause it’s my birthday this weekend, and I would really appreciate it, if you drew all the pitchiners? Koz, his wife, and emily jane?
thanks a lot anon! actually I been meaning to draw the Pitchiners for a while by now, so this was like perfect chance for it! I hope you like them
thats my headcanon Koz and lady pitchiner, Galactea Pitchiner btw wait for when I draw them with Sandy
checking the few screencaps of Sandy and Pitch interactions, I keep seeing how Pitch keep trying to hit sandy with long rank weapons like the scythe and the arrow and is like-
why even Pitch was trying those with such a small target like Sandy??? the guy is his all lifetime rival and in place of using things that would promise a exact hit on him, he use weapons that he would need to have one incredible aiming skill for it!
Sandy’s whips are probably his perfect weapon againts Pitch, even if he moves, it doesn’t mean the whips by itself wouldn’t be able of moving on a unnatural way to catch him. But Pitch weapon is the worse to fight someone like Sandy, and is not like the most brutal option to use for it, there are sickles for a reason. Like either he wanted to make the act of actually hitting Sandy for himself harder to acomplish or they have fighted for so much around that by now was more sort of game of “fighting to dead” that Pitch would have forgotten how incredible umpractical his weapon of choice is againts his actual only threat in the whole world for his evil plans
