fuck…do I hate nightvale?
apollothegoatboy
i just dont get it like the aus you could have are endless, there is a universe of aus out there, mafia, greek mythology, afterlife, fantasy world, zombie apocalypse, historical, PIRATES, space adventurers, detectives, fuckin knights templar if thats ur shit, period drama! roaring 20s, jail, future, your favourite tv show, MORTICIANS
and youre like …. yeah but …. what if they were… … BAristas
DAY 6 - Singing Carols
Star of the East, thou hope of the soul
While round us here the dark billows roll
Lead us from sin to glory afar
Thou star of the East, thou sweet Bethlehem’s star
DAY 5 - A Goblet Full Of Eggnog
DAY 5 - A Goblet Full Of Eggnog
How much eggnog need an spirit older than dirt to get drunk?
"It’s cake," Pitch whined softly around a mouthful of crumbly disappointment, "It’s supposed to taste good."
Sandy poked at his slice unhappily. “It tastes like those candies Nana has that all stick together.”
"Let’s throw them out." Pitch looked around for a wastebasket, but Sandy shook his head.
"No, Pitch!" he whispered, eyes wide. "Santa will know we didn’t eat them and we’ll go on his naughty list!"
Pitch nodded somberly at Sandy’s reasoning. The two children ate their fruitcake in silence.
DAY 4 - Christmas Fruitcake
kiddie’s crush are incredible sweet
DAY 4 - Christmas Fruitcake
You are as sweet and handsome as you were 6000 years ago
DAY 3 - Under The Mistletoe
Sandmann think is for the eggnog
Pitch is not saying he is just using that as a low excuse actually
DAY 3 - Under The Mistletoe
kiss me hard and bite me kindly honey babe
Important and cool facts about mistletoe that I just looked up on wikipedia:
1. It’s poisonous
2. ”In cultures across pre-Christian Europe, mistletoe was seen as a representation of divine male essence”
3. “The earliest documented case of kissing under the mistletoe dates from 16th century England”
Not-so-important but cool facts about mistletoe- the tattoes at Cosimo’s right leg are mistletoe and honeysuckle *wink wink*