When you have grown such disgusts against someone in your life that you are at a point in which if you were sharing a car with them in a trip, you would prefer to drive right against a tree and crash it so that they have to walk the rest of the way
*start shipping someone that had a mental AND physical breakdown and is like in a coma with someone else that got lost in space maybe forever* —- is okey guys, this can work, I can work with it I CAN WORK IT!
ah the last season episode was funny, we got some comfirmation of lore, the whole scene of Eyeball trying to skin off Steven’s gem was the funniest shit
I have seen in so long ahahahahahha, boy really doesn’t understand that maybe he should not say to all these traumatized enbittered veterans that he is technically Rose, by now it has turn kinda bad all times it happen
tho I hope Eyeball and the rest of the rubies somehow get together again and end up stuck on earth/moon and get to met the real Jasper and bond, they are too cute and Eyeball is too murderious to have a final like lost in space forever
And there it goes, to the bubble, goodnite for now sweet princess, let’s hope your redemption episode come soon otherways I just gonna suffer
The good things, Rose’s agenda gets bigger each day, the bad thing, Jasper have probably barely know peace on her life and I can’t think of nothing else now of that context
having to come to terms with knowing that jasper is gonna enter on a solo “malachite“ arc that is gonna end by god’s know when, and by “malachite” I mean “not appearing again until is absolutely necesary to be deal with her and be done finally”
but that’s only if she end up a crazy beast animal after running away from the short guys of the group, so she might also end up being a poofed gem, whcih means taht in place of being not search for, she will be keep locked in the room for god’s know when until…I…I don’t anymore
“I can’t believe Bismuth was bubbled on her way to the forge!” oh my god hahahah
no but seriusly, we all knew she was basically gonna be a one time deal guys, come on it was not even subtle, tho she still was a great character, let’s hope see her again at before the finale at least I guess
Anonymous asked
I follow your other blog and you keep reblogging posts about jasper being a victim but now you're talk about being alright with her hitting kids, like wtf dude?
under the cut becuase I noticed this was quite big
okey first, the whole malachite thing is a very different deal that is about both Jasper and Lapis being victims of an unhealthy relation, tho I still dunno why everybody ALWAYS compared it with an abusive 50′s marriage since the start, I know the show portrait it that way in Alone At Sea but when it started along with the context of Lapis identity, was kinda more like “super old prisioner of war kidnap the soldier that was taking her on a ride to the place in which she was found to take testimony“ like let’s be honest, if we gotta say to who she has done worse until know, it should be to Amethyst with her beat up and speech about low standarts, now that was really super jerkass of her, Amethyst have know jasper for like the sum up of 4 hours since the first time she appeared and already screw her for the next 2 episodes or so
and about she hitting kids, I not saying Jasper should go around hitting kids, but then kids shouldn’t go around trying to fight her, you get me?? let’s me explain it, back when Garnet fighted her, she didn’t beat Jasper becuase she was better at fighting or becuase she was stronger like in her song, she beat up Jasper because she made a good tactic throwing her at the ship’s powercore, if she hadn’t done that Jasper would have won that fight, Garnet was already all beat up by that moment while Jasper only had her visor broken, and we are talking of the STRONGER CG so according to that, is TOTALLY BS THAT STEVONIE BEATS JASPER, steven and connie might be precious kids but their total of year and half of sword training and maybe 2 years of basic gem training of one session a week just CAN’T GO AGAINST ALMOST 6000+ YEARS OF A LIFETIME OF FIGHTING AND TRAINING, JASPER LEGITIMATE SHOULD HAVE UNFUSED THOSE KIDS WITH A PUNCH IN THE FACE, JASPER JUST COULDN’T LOSE THAT FIGHT
also, another stuff about punching kids, even if it sounds like I trying to putting down jasper’s faults, we really need to have in mind that Jasper thinks that Steve is Rose Quartz, basically a non genocidical Ra’s Al Ghul of homeworld, she probably got super weirded out when steven black out when she punched him the first time becuase Rose Quartz should liek, handle wayyyyyy more and she just…get KO by a headpunch??? alright thennnnn…!
look at all this Jasper discourse I made, what a thing, okey let’s just finish with, I totally waiting for a Jasper redemption arc because I wanna see her being a lazy goof like the CG but if I not getting that meanwhile, I enjoy her being a more kid friendly version of Vegeta, the guy that in fact killed, mauled and sometimes cannibalized planets for a living, redemption arcs at dragon ball were a whole other level man!
me: I want to see jasper show her sensible side and get a cool redemption
also me: oh come on! jasper should totally have cleaned the floor with those kids in like 2 seconds max!
Jasper’s redemption arc better give Zuko’s redemption arc a run for his money becuase she has been trashed and humiliated enough by a cartoon which episodes only last 11 minute from which she only take 2!!! otherways I calling bullshit that when they encounter Yellow Diamond they only beat her once in the most slightly way possible and then give her a “spiritual dream talk heart to heart” about why she could be better person if she decided she can like people and don’t be a bitter meanie, becuase is not like she along with other diamonds put homeworld under space facism for millions of years for no bigger reason than being a big power hungry jerkasses right???
I thinking in doing big compilations like these to post montly both at patreon and tumblr, what you guys think???
also, for my regular followers, if you remember my Mr Sandman and Pi Shawn versions from our fav ship, welp these guys got the oc treatment, so now be waiting eventual new stuff from them!
daytime reblog!