Your Villaintine is here!
Oh dear Jules (for Manzanas-amargas)
Oh dear Jules
The sour apple of my eye
You that bring bitterness to my day
Aren’t you such a delight?
Oh dear Jules
Precious golden acid apple
Daring ball of chaos that you are
All up and ready to try shatter my plans
Oh dear Jules
Darling apple maggot in my hand
I just wait to the day I sink my claws in you
Don’t try to be prepare, You will just lose time
Oh dear Jules
Candy and bane apple I bite
Don’t try running or hiding, there is no case for it
Because let me tell you dear apple
Oh dear Jules
You will not be ready for me
ETA: the author of this lovely/loathsome note is thismightyneed! A worthy villaintine indeed.



