(hope you don't mind other of mine) pitch and sandy, "young murders dumping bodies at the forrest at the same time by coincidence" AU
It’s too dark, way out here in the middle of nowhere, and he’s forgotten his flashlight, but he couldn’t use it even if he had it with him, because both his hands are full, and the roll of carpet would be heavy enough even if it didn’t have that - that - that thing inside it, and it’s too quiet, and there’s something rustling in the bushes up ahead there…
Sandy stops, stock-still, listening, but he doesn’t hear anything more; he goes to take a step forward, and suddenly, there’s a light, just a small pinprick in the vast darkness of the forest, but enough to reveal another person, tall and slim and covered in something dark and blotchy with something dark and bulky at his feet, something that looks suspiciously like a body. “Don’t kill me, I’m still a virgin!” Sandy whisper-shouts, dropping the roll of carpet and putting his hands in the air, and immediately curses himself for such stupid last words; the stranger lets out a low, sinister laugh, which stops abruptly when his flashlight beam falls on the carpet, which has unrolled just enough to let an outstretched arm fall free, and Sandy can’t help a sudden wild thought that maybe, just maybe, he might survive this encounter after all.
this is the most wonderful thing! AHAHAHAHAHAH omgosh I love you Mary!!
