#who have a nice cute home with a white picket fence

thismightyneed

I wanna declare this week "The week of malicious yet fluff as hell blacksand AUs"

thismightyneed

#mmHMMM #this is the real us folks #deep beneath our cuddly exterrior lies #well #more cuddles #but also blood sex murder and cannibalism #gomen #(im not gomen) #blacksand

the adorable couple you see on the parks who feed the ducks, one is tall thin and grumpy, the other is short chubby and a sweetheart