RotG Fanfic: ‘Pregnant Pitch is be Cray’

heartlessdarkness-mun:

More funny fic, beta’d by Vihtalaini.

Summary: Life is never simple for Pitch. Meaning life is never simple for the Guardians. An alt continuation of ‘Purdy’.

Posted for St. Patrick’s Day because reasons.

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this fic was really good, hilarious and I basically didn’t slept yesterday to read the whole thing, also have in mind that Pitch pretty much sound on drugs all the time specially the first third of the whole thing, but still, lots of humor and really interesting and catchy!

oh also, author has written another incredible Pitch fic, one of my favorites Devil’s wood, is really awesome guys, go check it, you will love it

There is some interesting cosmic irony about the fact blacksand have two sort of a dramedy crack fics about mpreg of around the same lenght (over 37k words like woahhhh)

One in which Sandy is carring the bundle of joy and everything is a bit weird yet mostly nice and domestic but which final just cripple you emotionally in all senses and is a horrible thing because you never see it coming……

And then the one in which Pitch is the knocked up one and talk unstoppable madness, arrange all guardians in a eventual gang beating of the Leprechaun and is more of gen type of deal with some nice sprinkles of blacksand here and there…and is the happy one that did made me feel really better!

textsfromrotg:

(404):

I think you just miss his friendship.

(1-404):

I think it’s his ability to give me multiple orgasms.

I’m just picturing Jack trying to get Pitch and Sandy to reconcile and I know that could be angsty but I want the funny version Jack Frost Pitch Black

I’m all for Jack trying to put those dorks together via an uncountable amount of shenanigans in the funnier way possible pretty please

Asked by parallelanprincess

thanks man, nothing better than drawing a cursed man on his most happiest times before the chaos, is not like if were first time neither ahahahahaha