Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
#seaside#history#…there’s a ridiculous blacksand AU in here somewhere
I may have an AU I still haven’t showed anything about in which this would fit JUST PERFECT
Asked by Anonymous
I really wanna know which other pairings you ship, can you tell me of them?
before starting, I gonna say that I ship a bunch of married couples, so I probably will not write them all directly, but is likely that if they are married and are a pair of happy dorks together, I likely ships them even if I not into that fandom, I love happy married couples! this also goes for grumpy old fellows who acts like old married couples
also, is not in order or anything, I just wrote while thinking of it
blacksand (rotg) (OTP for life, there is not turn back on this one)
Morticia and Homer (becuase also OTP for life)
Merlin x Madam mim (sword in the stone) (funny story here, when I was a child I always though they were married but just didn’t lived together)
Johnny worthington x Rosie levin (monsters university)
Randall bogg x All the other HSS girls that aren’t rosie (monsters university)
Wilt x Duchess (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)
Jack Spicer x Omi (Xiaolin Showdown) (ocasionally also indulge myself in clack and jackim) (you can see here perfectly how my brain is an asshole)
captain metropolis x hooded justice (watchmen) (also, night owl and silk spectre OR fem!rorschach)
Pleackley x jumba (Lilo & Stitch) (nani and david too)
sandy x kozmotis x lady pitchiner (GoC) (…WELP)
TK x kari (digimon) (HOW IS THAT THOSE TWO DIDNT GET MARRIED!?)
Impmon x renamon (Digimon Tamers)
Amon x lieutenant (avatar - korra)
king kazma x squirrel kenji (summer wars)
basically all couples on Dragon Ball
all the Ampora x Captor ships on homestuck (also erifef, eriara, and sort of erifefsol)
onceler x lorax (I cringe at the fact this ship didn’t even sailed due selfcest)
mandy x irwin (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)
The Eds and they respective kankers sisters couples (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
mabel x Gideon (gravity falls) (specially reverse pines AU aw heck yeah!)
batman x catwoman (also batman x wonderwoman)
wolverine x lady deathstriker
discord x celestia (mlp)
charles x eric (x-men) (either friends or lovers but I just want them happy with each other since the 90’s cartoon)
megatron x issac sumdac (transformers)
legolas x gimli (lotr)
