now I am SERIOUSLY considering that blacksand farm AU, except than not human au type of deal, I imagine them as this spirits of harvesting and sowing (maybe witchcraft???) maybe with a touch of dreameater and fearspinner on them there is never enough morality ambiguous AUs and that unique touch southern gothic genre have

….oh my god I am really into it…

I AM SO INTO IT…!!

leafyknockouts:

More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au