GOD seeing all these little anons, I keep waiting for him to vore every last one of them.
in all honesty, having in mind I have made a couple of bloody face jokes with my tamatoa, I’m kinda surprised nobody have tried sending something about that
tfw you liek yoru long hair but you are also kinda lazy
tama’s advices about hair care is to keep it clean and without knots, otehr ways it can end up catching some wandering critter that get trapped and dies by suffication
kind of a harder task when you are toy size in comparation, but is a cute little deed for him!
Well, well, well at least I aint the only one. I’m so sorry for my shit.
KISS THE CREB HUSBANDO
ptffffffahhaahaha ah this is so cute! tho, I can’t help but giggling at it when I see it because I was like 3 minutes thinking “why halfy made my hair so orange and straight tho???“ until I notice I was meant to be the one on the head of the big crab! ahahahaha!
Breaking my hiatus for Mauatoa
me: I just want a mauatoa fic that is cute but mostly fun and with maybe some jokes about joy in violence
this fic: *appears*
me: YOOOOO!!
