Is my mother’s birthday but she has fighted all the rest of the family on a sudden strike of anger, but she still needs a helper so I got choose for it by being the lesser temporary hated of her kids, this is going to be an awkward birthday

honestly, the hardest to go at was funtional lesbian becuase on horror you either are disaster or distinguished for female killers; also, I put David as distinguished gay but honestly, I could have wrote “vampire cult leader dude from 80′s/90′s“ and gotten the same effect

added ace for both funsies and becuase, why wasn’t there from the start?