*HELLISH RARE SHIPS*

pinkeyesandcherrypie-deactivate asked

(//Your art on Sandmann/Gold Pitch's son/child Ferdinand is so handsome and I love his style but his expressions make me FEEL like he has a Lemongrab personality and I can't stop laughing at that im so sorry mighty xD;;;)

AHHAHAAHAHA AW MAN THATS GREAT SERIUSLY BEAUTIFUL!!

ahahahah I know why it may seem to, but nah, he is more of a savory bittersweet grape, is just that his parents are super incredible awkward and he would wish they keep the family bonding for when nobody can watch them

Ferdinand is more of this half trickster half angry little shit type of guy who like his father Sandmann, like to fuck up other people stuff ocassionally ~~also like his father Gold, he is an awesome singer but SHHHH THATS SECRET~~

5 years ago 19 notes

you guys don’t really know how much I like to draw Ferdinand, I actually would like to draw him a whole bunch all time, his desing is the cutest thing ever

blacksand Pitch Black Pitch Gold sanderson mansnoozie sandmann and ferdinand I just imagine that one morning after some loveydovey session with Gold sandmann just wake up and find a sand-egg half his size next him he panic and throw it outta the window probably weird thing sand can make when you are in okey terms with your lover/rival/opposite right?! some weeks later when he is again at it with Goldone of his arpies brings them a lil baby and just let it there CONGRATULATIONS DORKS is good a stork spirit exist or else Sandmann would really have to explain thinsg up and get kicked outta his own window he growed to love his baby boy of course

5 years ago 165 notes

parallelanprincess asked

I love your latest Pitchiner family art. It's so pretty and Pitch looks so very happy. And its perfect uwu

thanks man, nothing better than drawing a cursed man on his most happiest times before the chaos, is not like if were first time neither ahahahahaha

5 years ago 1 note

textsfromrotg

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I think you just miss his friendship.

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I think it’s his ability to give me multiple orgasms.

thismightyneed

I’m just picturing Jack trying to get Pitch and Sandy to reconcile and I know that could be angsty but I want the funny version Jack Frost Pitch Black

I’m all for Jack trying to put those dorks together via an uncountable amount of shenanigans in the funnier way possible pretty please

ptffffff

5 years ago 138 notes Source Source

There is some interesting cosmic irony about the fact blacksand have two sort of a dramedy crack fics about mpreg of around the same lenght (over 37k words like woahhhh)

One in which Sandy is carring the bundle of joy and everything is a bit weird yet mostly nice and domestic but which final just cripple you emotionally in all senses and is a horrible thing because you never see it coming……

And then the one in which Pitch is the knocked up one and talk unstoppable madness, arrange all guardians in a eventual gang beating of the Leprechaun and is more of gen type of deal with some nice sprinkles of blacksand here and there…and is the happy one that did made me feel really better!

i still curse verdi for it I love her but I curse her it was like being with your loved one and then being stabd in the face blacksand don't read ever the sandy one you are going to cry read the pitch one - you will have a nice time at there for the hilarity also if you hate st patrick's day being about getting drunk outta the wazzoh

5 years ago 26 notes

RotG Fanfic: ‘Pregnant Pitch is be Cray’

heartlessdarkness-mun

More funny fic, beta’d by Vihtalaini.

Summary: Life is never simple for Pitch. Meaning life is never simple for the Guardians. An alt continuation of 'Purdy'.

Posted for St. Patrick’s Day because reasons.

Read it on Ao3.

Or click to read below

thismightyneed

this fic was really good, hilarious and I basically didn’t slept yesterday to read the whole thing, also have in mind that Pitch pretty much sound on drugs all the time specially the first third of the whole thing, but still, lots of humor and really interesting and catchy!

oh also, author has written another incredible Pitch fic, one of my favorites Devil’s wood, is really awesome guys, go check it, you will love it

but really-does crack is still crack after 30k words? I don't really think so but heck worthy all the night mostly gen becuase of situacion in context but with a tasteful dosis of blacksand that goes for the other fic too

5 years ago 15 notes Source

the feeling is very strong people, I gotta let it go, so, have some Koz and his precious baby daughter

kozmotis pitchiner seraphina pitchiner emily jane pitchiner Pitch Black i still unsure about the valid of pitch black tag but lets roll with it this is like holding a delicate flower in my hands i will not touch becuase I don't need to

5 years ago 475 notes

all that people having feels over my Pitchiners draw

it is making me think of…

…..evilness

now I want to draw cute things of them all just for you to squeak over them to then remember the terrible and painful canon and basically having one massive attack sorry my inner villain is showing but seriusly WHAT IF

5 years ago 11 notes

“ Anonymous asked
Oh, your art is delightful! Do you take requests? Cause it’s my birthday this weekend, and I would really appreciate it, if you drew all the pitchiners? Koz, his wife, and emily jane?
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thanks a lot anon! actually I been meaning to...

Anonymous asked
Oh, your art is delightful! Do you take requests? Cause it’s my birthday this weekend, and I would really appreciate it, if you drew all the pitchiners? Koz, his wife, and emily jane?

thanks a lot anon! actually I been meaning to draw the Pitchiners for a while by now, so this was like perfect chance for it! I hope you like them

thats my headcanon Koz and lady pitchiner, Galactea Pitchiner btw ~~wait for when I draw them with Sandy~~

kozmotis pitchiner lady pitchiner seraphina pitchiner emily jane pitchiner Pitch Black i guess??? yes I went for the redhead koz headcanon he actually has sort of my hair color here weird but fix him my headcanon of the pitchiner is that they all were green eyes also that Emily jane was basically a girl copy of her father she just took from her mother the unruly hair I also dressed koz on the only canon colors he seems to like that were not black

5 years ago 245 notes

blacksand Pitch Black sanderson mansnoozie textsfromrotg but i actually made these so oh welp there were others but i got tired searching for screencaps

5 years ago 540 notes