There is some interesting cosmic irony about the fact blacksand have two sort of a dramedy crack fics about mpreg of around the same lenght (over 37k words like woahhhh)

One in which Sandy is carring the bundle of joy and everything is a bit weird yet mostly nice and domestic but which final just cripple you emotionally in all senses and is a horrible thing because you never see it coming……

And then the one in which Pitch is the knocked up one and talk unstoppable madness, arrange all guardians in a eventual gang beating of the Leprechaun and is more of gen type of deal with some nice sprinkles of blacksand here and there…and is the happy one that did made me feel really better!

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RotG Fanfic: ‘Pregnant Pitch is be Cray’

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More funny fic, beta’d by Vihtalaini.

Summary: Life is never simple for Pitch. Meaning life is never simple for the Guardians. An alt continuation of ‘Purdy’.

Posted for St. Patrick’s Day because reasons.

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this fic was really good, hilarious and I basically didn’t slept yesterday to read the whole thing, also have in mind that Pitch pretty much sound on drugs all the time specially the first third of the whole thing, but still, lots of humor and really interesting and catchy!

oh also, author has written another incredible Pitch fic, one of my favorites Devil’s wood, is really awesome guys, go check it, you will love it

“ Anonymous asked
Oh, your art is delightful! Do you take requests? Cause it’s my birthday this weekend, and I would really appreciate it, if you drew all the pitchiners? Koz, his wife, and emily jane?
”
thanks a lot anon! actually I been meaning to...
“ Anonymous asked
Oh, your art is delightful! Do you take requests? Cause it’s my birthday this weekend, and I would really appreciate it, if you drew all the pitchiners? Koz, his wife, and emily jane?
”
thanks a lot anon! actually I been meaning to...

Anonymous asked

Oh, your art is delightful! Do you take requests? Cause it’s my birthday this weekend, and I would really appreciate it, if you drew all the pitchiners? Koz, his wife, and emily jane?

thanks a lot anon! actually I been meaning to draw the Pitchiners for a while by now, so this was like perfect chance for it! I hope you like them

thats my headcanon Koz and lady pitchiner, Galactea Pitchiner btw wait for when I draw them with Sandy

checking the few screencaps of Sandy and Pitch interactions, I keep seeing how Pitch keep trying to hit sandy with long rank weapons like the scythe and the arrow and is like-

why even Pitch was trying those with such a small target like Sandy??? the guy is his all lifetime rival and in place of using things that would promise a exact hit on him, he use weapons that he would need to have one incredible aiming skill for it!

Sandy’s whips are probably his perfect weapon againts Pitch, even if he moves, it doesn’t mean the whips by itself wouldn’t be able of moving on a unnatural way to catch him. But Pitch weapon is the worse to fight someone like Sandy, and is not like the most brutal option to use for it, there are sickles for a reason. Like either he wanted to make the act of actually hitting Sandy for himself harder to acomplish or they have fighted for so much around that by now was more sort of game of “fighting to dead” that Pitch would have forgotten how incredible umpractical his weapon of choice is againts his actual only threat in the whole world for his evil plans

Asked by Anonymous

I want to be able to ship as you ship. you ship so hard. with all your heart and making a lot of aus, I love aus! blacksand is my OTP on RTOG but right now Im in other fandom and my OTP is awesome and a lot of people like it but no one do art of it. I want to be able to ship like you, have awesome ideas, aus, and make my OTP be more notice. Love you~~

thanks a lot man! I’m glad of it! blacksand is super duper friendly for aus of all sorts basically, our motto is 8000 Blacksand AUs literally!

like you said man, PUT YOUR HEART ON IT, as a wholesome, right now rogt is the only fandom I’m at fully right now, so my attencion is all there, but man, if you are in any fandom right now and your ship a rare ship or a not so generally visually attractive ship, you gotta make it shiny dude! back then when I just started, there where very few things of blacksand, mostly all friendly brotp type of deal and it make me terrible sad, but I decided to make as much of them as possible, becuase if I didn’t then who would do it?

if you are in the same situacion, then do things man, eventually people will come and want to take part of it, draw, write, make anything to you want for them and believe me, it will do the trick! good luck on your ship man, I hope it get super awesome popular and everybody make art and fics for it!