Just if it involve less murder and Pitch and Sandy eloping together at the end giving a great gatsby au to any ship is…
((Oh , they would make wonderful ‘confirmed bachelors’ in the 20s. That way Sandy wouldn’t have gotten married.))
now I just imagining the story would go more like, Pitch going to the army and returning before any marriage happends, while on that Sandy would be just slipping away from any situation like that until they met again
I can’t help it, I love these two more than any other offspring than this ship has made until now because, well, I just see them and I love how much perfect they are and are similar to both pitch and sandy without having a ridicules level resemblance from one or the other
WELL ferdinand technically is son of pitch gold and sandmann
I feel like I’d be waaaay more interested in a lot more ya paranormal romances if the otherworldly romantic lead was actually HIDEOUS rather than in the form of a super hot teen boy
like, girl meets hot demon guy, ehhh maybe
girl meets ELDRITCH DEMON ABOMINATION WHO IS WEIRDLY SEXY DESPITE HIS GROTESQUE APPEARANCE, that’s more like it
and we all know how I feel about girl meets weirdly attractive skeleton
# I just want more monsters that are actually monsters and not just hot guys claiming to be monsters