Welp

bowlingforgerbils:

I did it. I finally wrote smut. *throws confetti*

http://archiveofourown.org/works/821681

This is in response to a prompt on the rotg_kink community that requested some chubby!Sandy love. I hope I delivered. I got a little carried away with the dessert metaphors, but I didn’t refer to anything as a banana because I’m classy like that.

Let me know if you like it. :)

this was as cute as hot it is! perfect!!

Variations on a Theme (Pitch/Sandy) (5/29)

gretchensinister:

Original Prompt:

Pitch and Sandy are basically portrayed as similar, but opposing forces, and it interests me how Sandy, who’s really good about everything and everyone, was so violent and unrelenting when it came to Pitch. 

Pitch has been targeting Sandy since the beginning (in the book) and ever since, Pitch has been playing around with Sandy—and Sandy hates it. 

But what if Pitch has been doing it all this time because Sandy’s the only being he’s ever really been interested in? What if it’s a sadistic game he’s playing because he wants to break this beautiful, sparkling, little golden man? 

(if you don’t know their book history then it’s totally okay to make up your own, or base it off their interactions in the movie :D)

Aw yiss, blacksand time. A word of warning, this fill includes (imagined) VIOLENCE and NONCON. But don’t let that scare you off!

Pitch and Sandy imagine the various ways they could encounter each other over the years.

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aw mah god this was just so incredible wonderfullllllllllllllllllll!!!

calikoi:

thismightyneed:

this look way more “particular” than I was aiming at

is true what Calikoi says, there is never too much AUs

I don’t really know what is that AU about, but everytime I see that draw I can just think that Pitch and Sera are like super rich and they hire Sandy as they butler and eventually tehy fall in sweet dorky love this sound like a very silly romcom movie!

I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING OVER HOW MUCH I LUV YOU.

Honestly I have no idea what the AU is about either but I really like yours and it explains what Seraphina “wants” him for, lololol. Sandy butler is so cute.

To make it interesting maybe Pitch is mentally unstable at times because he was kidnapped once (the kidnappers lured him in by saying that they had his daughter BUT THEY LIED) and had horrible things done to him but Sandy is there to comfort him. Seraphina calms him down too but it’s different with Sandy like on a spiritual romantic level.

And everyone else (the Guardians) are rich too and they have a rich people circle but Pitch isn’t invited (and he refuses) because he’s a sociopathic nut and also no one likes him, lol.

He acts like he doesn’t care but then he complains to Sandy and Sandy’s just like -nod nod, yeah I know what you mean, nod nod-. And then sometimes he shows Sandy off like ‘this is my future husband cute butler don’t you touch him.’

And then they get married.

god hate when i forget rebloging important things for me

calikoi, if you make this I gonna basically be in love with you like TOTALLY!!!

I just like these kind of stuff! gahhhh just imagien the fluff and the angst and then even more fluff!!!!

arc03verdigris:

aroshi-wish:

Happy Birthday, Thismightyneed~ Sorry, it’s late…Here’s a golden statue for you!

(the idea of this belongs to Verdi XD)

ALL OF MY YESSSSSSSS

WAIT WAIT THAT BONER WAS NOT MY IDEA, YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER!!!

*and there goes my drink at my screen*

oh you guys! ahahahahahah this is awesome! thanks so much! *hugs both of youuu*

injureddreams:

Happy Bday Gift for thismightyneed ♥

Pitch all jeweled up by Sandy~ I have to admit I cant stop staring at their faces, specially Pitch’s teeth guh <3

HAPPY BDAY DEAR! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT :D

UNFFFFFFF AW MAN I JUST CANT! THIS! THISSSS! THANK YOU SO MUCH INJURED!!

Once upon a time, this day, I was born

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME GUYS

marypsue:

ptomlins:

random-sedan:

gretchensinister:

random-sedan:

gretchensinister:

 rachie-neyiea said: I love Cards Against Humanity! You have to play with a good group though, otherwise you’re bound to offend someone’s delicate sensibilities.

After enough cheap margaritas, no one’s sensibilities are delicate.

I want to play CAH with a bunch of you guys. ;____; It would be so badass. My roommate and I only have like, one other friend IRL we can play this game with.

Dangit now I want to have a “writers of Blacksand” party. CAH would be part of the Pitch half of the theme. Shh don’t struggle it would be fantastic.

8D <3

Oh I so want in on this.

hello yes did someone say ‘writers of blacksand party’

guys! thats not fair! I want to be into a blacksand party too!

neyiea:

Looking at the Pitch/Sandman Kink Meme Masterlist to find some unfilled prompts that I can do for Quicksand Week. Awww yeah this is gonna be great, I’ve missed writing these guys.

oh boy you dont know how I have missed your quicksand fics neyiea!!!!

fuckyeahquicksand:

FUCK YEAH, QUICKSAND WEEK!

• Fanworks must be about Quicksand. There may be more characters involved (for instance, the “White Elephant” prompt for Day 3 implies group dynamics), but the relationship between Pitch and Sandy must be the prominent focus.
• Posting begins July 7th and ends on July 13th. 
• Tag your entries as “Quicksand Week” (or “Blacksand Week”). It is important that the tag be one of the first five, or it will not show up on the tag page. 

MORE INFORMATION

DAILY PROMPTS 

PROMPT TABLE

Spread the word! 

aw yeahhhh

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is