*HELLISH RARE SHIPS*

if someone promise me that can do me a mini cute funny fic of these two nerds trying to give themself a kiss dressed LIKE THIS, I WILL NOT STOP DRAWING ERISOL (or crotuna and dualspii if is the case)

“this is the stupidest load a malarckey ivve evver had the displeasure a bein dragged into” Eridan griped as he tried to stuff himself into the stupid eggplant suit.

“yeah 2eriiou2ly kk you need to thiink of better way2 to impre22 your not-giirlfriiend”

“SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLES IF WE DONT COME OUT SINGING AND DANCING IN FRONT OF TEREZIS KINDERGARDEN CLASS LIKE PROS, I’M GONNA LOOK LIKE I LIED TO HER ABOUT HAVING A KIDS SINGING GROUP.”

“kar you kinda did”

“I SAID SHUT UP ERIDAN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS DONT STRAIGHTEN UP IM GONNA MAKE A FUCKING FRUIT SALAD IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE”

“2hee2h kk relax we’ll be out in a 2econd”

Sollux sighed now that he was finally in the stupid lemon suit. “the2e 2hiitty 2uiit2 dont even have arm2”

“kar owwes us big time”

“he 2ure doe2 eggplant a22” Sollux gently booped at eridan’s ass with his foot to which he got an excellent reaction of the little eggplant body jumping and turning to him.

“oh my cod sol you are such an idiot” He was greeted with more foot-to-ass booping. “stoppit” Boop. “STOP” boop boop.

Then they wound up running around the tiny area backstage as karkat was out already trying to greet the crowd as a stupid strawberry-man. Eridan hopped to get out of the way, and Sollux would snicker and run after him to boop him again. Eventually the topheavy costumes caused Eridan to trip, and Sollux to fall ontop of him since he didn’t stop in time. They laid there, face to face, laughing like idiots for a few seconds before Sollux leaned down to kiss him.

“…NOW LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY TWO PALS HERE….” A red fruit poked his head backstage. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET UP!”

They stumbled to their feet before going to put on the stupidest worst performance the kids had ever seen.