danigami
asked:
NOW I can see like the adventures of Jack and Sandy and and Lobster Pitch doing his Shiny song to Jack but then he focus on Sandy and and WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

let me ruin you some more with this and give you some nighttime headcanons I made yesterday

jack is chosen by the wind (I guess the sailing wind) in place of the ocean, North is his crazy grampa that dance at the beach, sandy is this weird trickster demigod with a magic rope/whip in place of hook and even if can’t talk, is still boastful as hell, Pitch DOES HAVE a shiny song, but I guess his version is probably kinda different in context and some lyrics…..bunny is very likely te ka/te fifi on this

and now i feel silly and mean becuase by lack of importan characterstooth or baby toot have to be hei heithat was 100% not intentional