*gets into making romantic comics*

my weird pan/ace “enemies to lovers” monster/villains predilected ass: *makes semi gothic horror story about finding a weird monster, getting horrifyed by it, character being a complety dumbass by sympathicing with it at cost of maybe losing a limb to help it because even dumbest sense of conscience, winking at an EVENTUAL future romantic ending becuase main character has weird beastly turn ons they just realized*

me: clearly I just can’t help being an true romantic at soul