Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
#seaside#history#…there’s a ridiculous blacksand AU in here somewhere
I may have an AU I still haven’t showed anything about in which this would fit JUST PERFECT