Wishing on a Star
"What? That doesn’t have anything to do with the original title! There’s no reason for them to have changed it."
"I don’t caaaaare."
"I’m just saying, Garder Quelque Chose Pour la Bonne Bouche worked perfectly well! And what else will have been pointlessly changed, then?”
"I’m sure you’ll tell me. But we’re going to watch the movie dubbed because I want to knit."
"But the narrator…"
"In the dub it’s Jim Dale. Come on, the movie night was your idea."
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Pitch Black, resident of a small neighborhood in a grand city which we shall not name, the opening shot having definitively established the location—to say nothing of the content of this story and the music currently playing behind my voice—had, for many years, followed daily the same routine.
