#QUICKSAND

whentheoceanmetsky:
“ what-we-should-have-been:
“ whentheoceanmetsky:
“ okAY SO I ACTUALLY DREW DUMB BIRD HUSBANDS
no I started thinking about Pitch being the worst Tooth Fairy and made myself sad b/c not only would he suck at collecting teeth he’s...
whentheoceanmetsky:
“ what-we-should-have-been:
“ whentheoceanmetsky:
“ okAY SO I ACTUALLY DREW DUMB BIRD HUSBANDS
no I started thinking about Pitch being the worst Tooth Fairy and made myself sad b/c not only would he suck at collecting teeth he’s...

whentheoceanmetsky:

what-we-should-have-been:

whentheoceanmetsky:

okAY SO I ACTUALLY DREW DUMB BIRD HUSBANDS

no I started thinking about Pitch being the worst Tooth Fairy and made myself sad b/c not only would he suck at collecting teeth he’s probably not vary pretty by Sister of Flight standards. Like on average they’re probably all really gorgeous and tiny with colorful plumage and gosh what if Pitch is just like the ugly ducking of the group and he never turned into a swan. He’s all dark and tall and doesn’t really have a crest to speak of and any color is minimal and monotone or hidden on the inside of his tailfeathers where no one can see.

And Sandy on the other hand might as well have HOT STUD tattoo’d across his chest for all his bright colors and wingspan and just

I have a lot of feelings about birdy boyfriends okay gomen 

Yes, the others would gossip about Pitch, but who could blame them? He was the fairy who always seemed to collect the teeth riddled with cavities afflicted from one too many indulgences of sweets or neglecting to brush. He was the fairy with the darkest wings, the ungentle touch, and the cumbersome body. He was the fairy who was nothing like what a fairy should be. They could tease as much as they wanted, but as long as Sandy found Pitch’s wings beautiful why should he care?

Your tailfeathers aren’t really pure black at all, are they?“ Sandy would ask, gazing adoringly at Pitch’s plumage.

See this one, the darkest blue of a wild sea…and this one of purple nights on the prairie…greens of jade and emerald and living trees…this feather, gray of twilight…midnight shadows…” he’d wax poetic at each one his face lighting up in childlike delight.

Then Pitch would kiss him, if only to stop those words from entirely capturing his heart.

It was a futile effort.

IT’S TOO CUTE IM CRYING

HERE HAVE SOME PITCH BEING A MASTER OF SEDUCTION

 

spoilers: pitch black couldn’t seduce himself out of a paper bag

SOMEONE MADE IT A THING YES!!!!

whentheoceanmetsky:
“ okAY SO I ACTUALLY DREW DUMB BIRD HUSBANDS
no I started thinking about Pitch being the worst Tooth Fairy and made myself sad b/c not only would he suck at collecting teeth he’s probably not vary pretty by Sister of Flight...
whentheoceanmetsky:
“ okAY SO I ACTUALLY DREW DUMB BIRD HUSBANDS
no I started thinking about Pitch being the worst Tooth Fairy and made myself sad b/c not only would he suck at collecting teeth he’s probably not vary pretty by Sister of Flight...

whentheoceanmetsky:

okAY SO I ACTUALLY DREW DUMB BIRD HUSBANDS

no I started thinking about Pitch being the worst Tooth Fairy and made myself sad b/c not only would he suck at collecting teeth he’s probably not vary pretty by Sister of Flight standards. Like on average they’re probably all really gorgeous and tiny with colorful plumage and gosh what if Pitch is just like the ugly ducking of the group and he never turned into a swan. He’s all dark and tall and doesn’t really have a crest to speak of and any color is minimal and monotone or hidden on the inside of his tailfeathers where no one can see.

And Sandy on the other hand might as well have HOT STUD tattoo’d across his chest for all his bright colors and wingspan and just

I have a lot of feelings about birdy boyfriends okay gomen 

this is incredible adorable, I just cant!

emeraldembers Originally from emeraldembers

S'up: xxdaimonxx asked: aw could you do something with pitch and sandy on their wedding's night??? *blushes terrible*

emeraldembers:

Mine, mine, mine Sandy gasps in broken dreamsand as his hands forget that they already know all Pitch’s lines and curves, that the two of them are far from virgins and far from unfamiliar with each other; his kisses and his touches are greedy, and as beautiful as the ceremony was, he loses…

aw mah gosh is so cute!

neyiea Originally from neyiea

neyiea:

Did a short little thing for the prompt table challenge, chose the words “affection”, “naked” and “desire”. It’s also heavily influenced by a couple pieces of fan art depicting Pitch in golden jewellery. (Aw yeah.)

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this is just the best kind of thing to lift up the mood

quaedam Originally from quaedam

quaedam:

Shit, this thing just got wider and wider.

So yeah, I drew more Rise of the Guardians…stuff, of a Pitch/Sandy variety. My hand slipped. Again. Mea culpa.

And since I got just really carried away with adding a whole sand pet shop worth of little sand creatures (but don’t worry—those poor little nightmare piranhas have nothing to fear from all those vicious dream goldfish) so that if this picture was ever self explanatory it sure isn’t now:

I figure that if anyone who gave Sandy a kiss would always get knocked out like they’d been chloroformed, that would just be sad. But if you were working with, like, a one in ten chance, or something (depending on whether Sandy had washed his face since the last city he put to sleep, I suppose), that would be hilarious. (to me, at least)

And maybe deserving of a ‘Things I will not do if I am ever the evil overlord’ entry, down at the very bottom of the list: ‘If my nemesis is made entirely out of sleeping powder I will not be a wiseass and give my nemesis a parting smooch before twirling my mustaches and riding off into the sunset.’.