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Old Enough To Try Anything Once (gen)(8/26)

gretchensinister:

Original Prompt:

It’s not a big deal, except that everyone seems to think the Boogeyman has a habit of eating children’s hands and feet when they’re left hanging off the bed.

Pitch takes quite a bit of offense to that gross misrepresentation of his character.

Children don’t even taste good :(.

+ Pitch impatiently explaining why North’s Christmas cakes aren’t vegetarian (why does the old man insist on using lard whyyyyyy).
++ Jack annoying Pitch with questions about whether he misses bacon/chicken/human sacrifices
+++ Sandman is the only one who truly understands.

Strangely enough, I got most of the aspects of this prompt, and 2 of 3 bonuses for sure, and maybe 3 of 3 in spirit. Jack wants to know about the hands and feet thing, Pitch doesn’t like this question, and eventually evades it entirely by vanishing into dreamland. There’s a bit of reminiscing with Sandy, as they meet as somewhat antagonistic very old friends (frenemies?).


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epilepsysprinkles:
“ I DID THIS LIKE FOREVER AGO BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE AN APPRICIATION POST FOR PITCH’S LEGS BUT SCHOOL KINDA GOT IN THE WAY SO I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO FINISH IT UNTIL NOW
I WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE I’M TIRED AND IT’S LATE BUT I’M...
epilepsysprinkles:
“ I DID THIS LIKE FOREVER AGO BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE AN APPRICIATION POST FOR PITCH’S LEGS BUT SCHOOL KINDA GOT IN THE WAY SO I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO FINISH IT UNTIL NOW
I WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE I’M TIRED AND IT’S LATE BUT I’M...

epilepsysprinkles:

I DID THIS LIKE FOREVER AGO BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE AN APPRICIATION POST FOR PITCH’S LEGS BUT SCHOOL KINDA GOT IN THE WAY SO I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO FINISH IT UNTIL NOW

I WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE I’M TIRED AND IT’S LATE BUT I’M STILL EXCITED. LOOK AT THOSE THINGS. SANDY’S JUST LIKE AW YISS WISH YOU HAD SOMMA THIS???

temporal break to reblog this master piece!!! UNF!