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incurablenecromantic Originally from incurablenecromantic

Eight Little Drama Students

incurablenecromantic:

Now it’s @thismightyneed‘s birthday!  You folks are such fiends for being born, I just can’t keep up.

Here’s the garbage teens AU in their rendition of And Then There Were None.  Happy birthday!

They found Beast laid out in the left wing, concussed and broken-nosed, with his eyeglasses in pieces around his head and his eyes developing severe purpled bruises. Upon discovery, it was noted that a sandbag still swung in slowing perpendicular motions above him, just at his head’s height.

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EVERYBODY READ THIS STORY INKY MADE FOR ME! IS WONDERFUL AND HILARIOUS, IS THE BEST THING OF THE WORLD! IT FILLS ME WITH JOY AND LAUGHTER! is 100% pure happiness written here!! is just perfect!

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Originally posted by haidaspicciare

gretchensinister Originally from gretchensinister

Old Enough To Try Anything Once (gen)(8/26)

gretchensinister:

Original Prompt:

It’s not a big deal, except that everyone seems to think the Boogeyman has a habit of eating children’s hands and feet when they’re left hanging off the bed.

Pitch takes quite a bit of offense to that gross misrepresentation of his character.

Children don’t even taste good :(.

+ Pitch impatiently explaining why North’s Christmas cakes aren’t vegetarian (why does the old man insist on using lard whyyyyyy).
++ Jack annoying Pitch with questions about whether he misses bacon/chicken/human sacrifices
+++ Sandman is the only one who truly understands.

Strangely enough, I got most of the aspects of this prompt, and 2 of 3 bonuses for sure, and maybe 3 of 3 in spirit. Jack wants to know about the hands and feet thing, Pitch doesn’t like this question, and eventually evades it entirely by vanishing into dreamland. There’s a bit of reminiscing with Sandy, as they meet as somewhat antagonistic very old friends (frenemies?).

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gretchensinister Originally from gretchensinister

An Idol Proposition

gretchensinister:

It seemed like a good day to post a blacksand AU, you know?

Here’s the return of the Indiana Jones/Necromancy/Related Things AU from forever ago. Cosmo Black is back teaching again, after his…unusual sabbatical…

But Dr. Sanderson has a question for him where the answer is most definitely not on the syllabus.

           Dr. Sanderson ducked into the lecture hall just in time to hear Dr. Black say, in an impressively bored voice, “And that concludes our first lecture of Introduction to Paleontology. Does anyone have any questions?”

           Every hand shot up.

           Dr. Black surveyed the class. True, his eyes were gray again, not the strange blazing yellow they had been one year before, but Dr. Sanderson was willing to be that they could still give more than a few undergraduates the chills. Those eyes always sent shivers up his spine, anyway. But then again perhaps he was biased.

           “I will remind you,” said Dr. Black, “that the university has granted me discretion to automatically fail any student that brings up the incident involving the Field Museum in any of my classes.”

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I live and breath for this kind of AUs and the only regret is not actually having a full on novel about such adventurious shenanigans on full glory

incurablenecromantic Originally from incurablenecromantic

Descartes Blanche

incurablenecromantic:

Look, guys, DC started it with this CANONICAL gay brain-in-a-jar/ape-with-178-point-IQ pairing, and I don’t see any reason why I shouldn’t be allowed to get me a slice of that when it’s so clearly and presently up my alley.

Please address all questions and complaints to @thismightyneed, C/O Not My Fault, Oh My God This Ate My Life, I Blame You Dude.

His master had taught him nothing substantive of perversion.  Oh, there were the occasional references – all of Leviticus, for one thing – but there was also Machiavelli, and Nietzsche, and even aspects of Freud to drive home the relativity of it all.  From what Mallah could tell, “transgression” was simply what humans tended to call unfashionable daring, and that only after the fact.

He felt that it was therefore all the more remarkable that Mallah should have not only a moral sense, but even a sense of shame.

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Look at this

LOOK AT THIS!!!!!

….This is truely one of best possibles things that came out of me dragging someone on a obscure ship….and I am oh so thankful for it!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Originally posted by moviesludge

wasn’t gonna use this gif becuase in context what a jerk BUT IS AS HOW I FEEL!!!!

gretchensinister Originally from gretchensinister

Variations on a Theme (Pitch/Sandy) (5/29)

gretchensinister:

Original Prompt:

Pitch and Sandy are basically portrayed as similar, but opposing forces, and it interests me how Sandy, who’s really good about everything and everyone, was so violent and unrelenting when it came to Pitch. 

Pitch has been targeting Sandy since the beginning (in the book) and ever since, Pitch has been playing around with Sandy–and Sandy hates it. 

But what if Pitch has been doing it all this time because Sandy’s the only being he’s ever really been interested in? What if it’s a sadistic game he’s playing because he wants to break this beautiful, sparkling, little golden man? 

(if you don’t know their book history then it’s totally okay to make up your own, or base it off their interactions in the movie :D)

Aw yiss, blacksand time. A word of warning, this fill includes (imagined) VIOLENCE and NONCON. But don’t let that scare you off!

Pitch and Sandy imagine the various ways they could encounter each other over the years.

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Ah this fic has been one of my favorites ever since I read it, it showcase perfectly one of the most specials parts of why I love nemesis ships!

The way in which the violence is described, so personal and rich!! it doesn’t just concentrate on what they are gonna do to each other, the main thing here is how they would feel on it, at first with rage and need to hurt, but seeing how fast that need grown into eagerness to control the situation into pleasure and intimacy, is everything written in such natural way, you just don’t question why it happen that way, it feels exactly as how things should be happening.

I feel I always gonna be in love with this fic!

marypsue Originally from marypsue

Gold Trans Am

marypsue:

aka: I have an OTP AU prompts post, an alcoholic milkshake, and all the enabling gretchensinister can give me.

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It was scorching hot, over a hundred degrees if it was anything, without a cloud visible in the brilliant azure sky. The air itself seemed to sizzle, heat-haze shimmering around the horizon and clouds of choking dust drifting up from the road with each breath of hot wind. There hadn’t been a car driving past for nearly an hour.

Not for the first time, Pitch was starting to regret deciding to try to hitchhike to SXSW.

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fannishcodex Originally from fannishcodex

fannishcodex:

Title: first and again

Fandom: The Book of Life

Summary: AU oneshot. Emergency spurs Maria, Manolo and Joaquin to interrupt La Muerte and Xibalba during a most…inopportune moment.

A/N: Inspired by m-azing’s ideas: http://m-azing.tumblr.com/post/101372046617/real-life-bipper-pines-replied-to-your-post-if and http://m-azing.tumblr.com/post/101362376877/if-there-are-tbol-sequels-i-want-new-god

Disclaimer: I own nothing related to The Book of Life.

Link: After barreling past many citizens of the Land of the Remembered, with Manolo barely able to give his family a very short and extremely apologetic “hello” when they crossed paths, he and Joaquin ground to a halt behind Maria, in front of the door to La Muerte’s quarters.