I seriusly thinking I appreciate more the possibilty of parodies with SU here than anything else
Yeah, this is great, just the six of us. Greg, the girls, me …and this brick wall that you guys built between us
I know rose’s pregnancy wasn’t by mistake or her decision alone and was very well planned, but I just wanted to make this joke SORRY
I like that homeworld au becuase YES, and I trash for anything to do with horrible villains having loved ones, so I posting this before that au goes grimdark as heck
becuase, wouldn’t it be cute if Greg was abduct not at first for the idea of making a child with Yellow Diamond but just as exotic creature from eath and for some weird reason YD would just start love this weak and chubby lil man, of course, she eventually think of the potential for power and control of a gem/biological offspring, but that doesn’t meant it gotta be a horrible unfeeling process for the both of them!
so like, I suddenly though about an au in which Steven was a full gem and met Connie with who they had Rose (don’t ask how tho, I don’t even know) Stven had to give give his physical form so she could come to this world, and now she is a small kiddie who gotta learn to control her powers and keep safe the earth from anybody who wants to mess with it!