AU in which Sandy basically collapse every 5 minutes into almost comatose sleep and gotta be literally carried by someone else and Pitch is not the enemy of the guardians because DEAR GOD fuck this I’m too tired and sleepless for this thanks to people getting their asses scare off and  worried for the damn smaller things!

Because in real life, it would be imposible being so dashing, sassy and snarky when you work 24/7 every day of your life watching over all the people’s dreams or nightmares/scares